More on the is or is not Sarah Jessica Parker's new assistant making $200K question: "I used to work for Robert De Niro — there's no way that bitch is making as much as is being reported. And, those people don't just get paid for getting coffee. When you become an assistant to someone like SJP, you give up your life to him or her. You have no freedom, no social calendar, none of that... it's indentured servitude. 200k is still excessive, but the salary for a position like that SHOULD be high; it's crazy-making, really. How 'bout 100k for my sanity please?" Seriously. You couldn't pay us enough to pick up the phone when his biz partner Jane Rosenthal calls. We're actually scared of her!