A recent post by our esteemed colleague Emily Gould noted some mail that we got to the effect that Claire Danes is weird and currently starring in a horrendous movie called Evening. No one is going to debate the quality of the movie (it earned a 26% on Rotten Tomatoes) but as for Claire Danes herself, well, she's our Masada and we'll die in her defense. "Hugh Dancy," the tipster notes, "is the younger cuter Billy Crudup. What is up with Claire Danes, she is a total sicko ... like how can you start dating someone who is the younger "cooler" British version of your old man boyfriend?" Well let's put it this way, Hugh Dancy may well be the younger "cooler" British version of Crudup but we're the even younger even "cooler" American version of Dancy. So keep on keeping on Danes. You're getting warmer, warmer, warmer, hot, hot, hot.