In a feat of either unbending loyalty or quiet ratfucking, today's New York Post allowed doomed Republican mayoral nominee Joe Lhota to comment on the recent acts of lurid violence on the West Side:

President Obama spoke at a rally at Bowie State University in Maryland today. Two dozen people "started fainting and became dizzy," and two were taken to hospitals. Ergo, Barack Obama is a Muslim. Err...a socialist. Err... just plain sickening. [Pic]

"MADMAN artist Vincent Gallo has issued a profanity-filled rant against Post critic Frank Scheck," says Page Six. But careful, he kills! "Gallo is well known for his off-the-wall insults. He once called critic Roger Ebert a 'fat pig with the physique of a slave trader' and wished cancer on him for a bad review. Ebert eventually did come down with the disease." [NYP]