Have you ever had those moments where you just love Hollywood so fucking much that you take it in your arms and squeeze it so hard that you don't realize until it's too late that you've crushed all of its adorable little bones in your delirious, smothering embrace? We're kind of having one right now after reading in today's Var about how new Mandalay Pictures president Cathy Schulman plans on improving upon Alfred Hitchock's maddening avian backstory problems in their much-clamored-for remake of The Birds:

He's the Crash producer still steaming over a credit dispute that cost him his moment of Oscar glory. She's the Crash producer who places her Best Picture statuette on the mantel, pretends its shiny, bald head is his clean-shaven pate, then loses hours screaming at it for her long overdue payday. Together, they're the entertainment industry's credit-and-payment disputin'est couple, Bob Yari and Cathy Schulman. The latest scene of Bob & Cathy: A Hollywood Love Story, in which the spatting former partners engage in a heated round of mutual invitation-withholding related to the premiere of The Illusionist, a film they worked on together at the time in their backstory before the lawsuits began, unfolds in today's Page Six