Destin at Smarter Every Day answers everything you ever wanted to know about why cats (almost) always land on their feet, but were too afaird to pick up and drop your own cat multiple times from varying heights to find out.

Just call him Richard Dean Anderpuss: An incredibly resourceful feline manages to flee a pursuing pup using the ol' surfboard across the pool trick.

I can't decide what's more impressive: That there's dog capable of executing a command as involved as "carry the cat home," or that there's cat patient enough to allow a dog to carry it home.

After that previous post practically oozed turpitude all over my keyboard, I was happy to come across this very necessary brain bleach.

So it's come to this.

It was really only a matter of time until someone, somewhere thought it would be a great idea to launch a film festival for Internet cat videos, and that countdown is now officially over.

Nicole DiDonato, a field reporter for Grand Rapids FOX affiliate WXMI, was playfully mauled by a stray cat during a live report on the city's new designation as "Beer City USA."

A week ago, YouTuber bard55 uploaded a video of himself singing the Seal classic "Kiss from a Rose" to his cat while writhing around on the floor in his house. "I was drunk," he writes in the video's description. "Please don't sure me."

Hoping he might be able to get something to treat his chronic ennui, Henri the Existential Cat pays a visit to Le Vet.