Nauseated Critics Reveal That 'Rambo' Is Every Bit As Stomach-Churningly Violent As We've Dared To Dream
mark · 01/25/08 02:28PM
The critics have spoken: Rambo is the nauseatingly brutal, 2.59-gruesome-kills-per-minute, Burmese-missionary-eviscerating, desperation-comeback-vehicle thrill-ride of the late-January moviegoing season! "Stunningly, unrelenting violent," declares the Dallas Morning News! "[A]n adrenaline pump and purveyor of raw carnage[!!!]," raves the Philadelphia Inquirer.