Paris Hilton's "next project" will be joining the family business as a hotelier. "I've pretty much done all you can do," she explains. She'll be a natural with hotels because she has been "growing up in it my whole life."

It was inevitable that Republicans would invade Silicon Valley, for where there is wealth and corporate influence, there is GOP. Jill Hazelbaker, who oversaw McCain's 2008 transformation into a confused, media-phobic mess, will be Google's new spokesperson.

The frustration of getting too many calls from her agent asking, "So, I've got either this Just Friends 2 script, or one where you'd get to play the girl Seann William Scott doesn't know he's in love with yet. What's next for my little Annie?" has finally driven Anna Faris to porn. Well, sort of. [MTV.com]