There's a little less than a week to go before Bravo begins airing episodes of Hey Paula, the hotly anticipated reality show capturing the narcotized, eyebrow-waxing adventures of everyone's favorite eccentric Chihuahua lady, Paula Abdul. To hold you over, we offer a brief clip in which Access Hollywood host Billy Bush pays Paula a house call, impressively rattling off the names of several dozen of her rodent-sized companions, before The One They Call Tulip—famed patsy in the American Idol judge's recent nose-shattering mishap—trots onto his lap to deliver a virtuosic backwind concerto.