Because, like death, Ontario-themed news tends to come in threes, we round out the latest wave of Defamer Canadiana (it began with a girl-on-girl mauling at the Eislers' place in Kingston, then continued today with a Jack Bauer debate on Ottawa's Parliament Hill) with the exciting announcement that The O.C.'s resident yummy mummy, Kelly "Kiki Cohen" Rowan (born in Ottawa!) has netted the northern land mass's most loaded—and by extension desirable—bachelor. From a People.com Canadian! Supermarriage! Exclusive!: