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Have We Peaked? Introducing The Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 06/09/13 01:45PMTake a long, deep breath and look out on the bountiful expanse, for we are at the top of this roller-coaster ride we call America. Our apex comes in the form of the Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe, and though our swift decline will accompany a deep rumble in our bowels, we should have no regrets. This is what we were always meant for.
Thank God You Have No Idea How Many Calories Are in Your Fast Food
Hamilton Nolan · 05/24/13 08:28AMThere's a Pretty Decent Chance Your Meds Are Killing You Somehow
Hamilton Nolan · 06/27/11 04:08PMFat American Gorillas Cured by Salad Diet
Max Read · 02/21/11 01:07AMGorillas are so much like us! Not in the sense that they're magical creatures filled with empathy and understanding or whatever; in the sense that the ones who live in the U.S. are fat-asses dying of heart disease who love to throw up eat their own vomit in order "to taste sugar again and again." Really! Heart disease is the number-one killer among the type of gorillas that live in the U.S., and zoo gorillas really do barf up their meals and eat them again, apparently four times an hour on average—even though their diet consists entirely of totally delicious-looking, definitely healthy and not-at-all gross red vitamin biscuits!