Fabio, a man who once got beat up by a pigeon goose on a roller coaster, was recently spotted at Equinox in LA bragging about how he "schooled" aging icon George Clooney during a shoving match at the LA restaurant Madeo. (By "schooled," he means "pot-kettleishly called a 'diva.'")

Mrs. Tina Brown gets a firm drubbing in the transcript released of Rupert Murdoch with two Wall Street Journal reporters. Harry Evans was the editor of the London Times a million years ago. Rupert says: