America's favorite tipsy Bush twin Jenna Bush Hager went on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live last night and was predictably great (sorry Barb). When asked if she ever fooled around in the White House, Jen admitted she engaged in some "hanky panky" on the roof when she was 19.

Look who's coming out in favor of gay marriage! It's Barbara Bush, the less-drunk of President George W. Bush's twin daughters. "She was loved by the gay community at Yale," says a gay friend. All we need to hear!

[Submit your own Gawker Stalker sightings to stalker@gawker.com] Feb. 7 @ 8:30pm Barbara Bush, Henry & Jenna, table of dudes and six waiters did a shot to Obama at Gradisca. What was the toast?

• Kate Moss will not be charged with possession stemming from her September '05 cover shoot with the UK's Daily Mirror. Apparently something about a lack of evidence or being able to definitively prove she was bumping rails of blow and not, say, powdered sugar. You know how those skinny models love their powdered sugar! [Guardian]
• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams didn't mean to snub Howard Stern at Nobu last week; they were just having "a very deep conversation about something in our personal life," says Ledger. Go ahead and read into that all you want, but they were likely just whining about Brooklyn. [Page Six]
• MSNBC host Keith Olbermann apologizes for telling a viewer to go fuck his mother. That was meant for Rita Cosby. [Lowdown]
• In a remarkable display of maturity, Lindsay Lohan turns down a round of shots, noting that she's underage. She still stayed out until 7 AM — thankfully, there's no age restrictions on marching powder. [R&M (bottom of page)]
• And after all that partying, Lohan still has the energy to be Madonna's new BFF. Though admittedly the starlet's not thrilled about getting Britney Spears' sloppy seconds. [Scoop]
• Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood has headed off to rehab. How are these guys even alive enough to be addicts? Were they all given new livers at some point in the mid-90s? [Fox411 (2nd item)]
• First daughter Barbara Bush uses Craigslist for job-hunting. Suddenly, we soften. Just a little. [Page Six]

A reader sends us what we believe is a compelling snapshot of first twin Jenna Bush, naturally enjoying her daddy's new mandate:

· NYT Paris bureau head Elaine Isoline has refused to rent her 4500 square-foot house to first daughter Jenna Bush and friends. How cruel; what kind of lessor doesn't like vomit on her floors? [R&M]
· R&B sex addict Usher's romance with violent supermodel Naomi Campbell may be no more. Apparently, Usher's people were too controlling of Naomi and, as we all know, you can't just tame a beast of her ilk. [Page Six]
· None too surprisingly, an Islamic sex column is not well received. [Lowdown]
· Survivor contestant Jenna Lewis' isn't genuinely upset about the release of a "private" sex tape. She actually leaked the video and has profited quite nicely. When our illicit sex tapes aren't even pure, is nothing sacred? [Gatecrasher]
· Actor Benicio del Toro likes 'em young, but at least they're legal. He's reportedly "in love" with mactress Sara Foster, which means they're probably doing it in an elevator at the Chateau Marmont RIGHT NOW. [ELK]
· Lucky Cheng's, the East Village drag queen-ery, has been completely omitted from Zagat's restaurant guide after some scathing reviews. [Page Six]

Finally, an answer to her father's important question: "Is our children learning?"