In a a recent interview with The Guardian, recovering sex-demon-turned-devout-Jehovah's Witness Prince said, "It's fun being in Islamic countries, to know there's only one religion. There's order. You wear a burqa. There's no choice. People are happy with that."

This exists: the Snazzy Napper, a "sleep and privacy shield" that "blocks out light." The extra large version even doubles as a blanket! In reality, though, it's possibly the stupidest product we've ever seen advertised. Inside, the secondhand embarrassment-inducing commercial.

French non-Muslim people are very scared of Muslims: France's lower house of parliament has "overwhelmingly" approved a ban on face-covering veils that only 1,900 French Muslim women wear anyway. The French simply do not care for clothing-related civil liberties.