Former NBA star and former Kardashian Lamar Odom is reportedly in a coma and breathing with machine assistance after he was reportedly found unconscious at a Nevada brothel. TMZ, which broke the story Tuesday night, reported Odom’s heart is “failing,” and he has serious problems with his kidneys and lungs.

According to TMZ, Lamar Odom was found unconscious this week at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch South, a brothel in Pahrump, Nevada. Odom was taken to a nearby hospital and intubated.

The 86-year-old winner of Howard Stern's "I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid" contest was sadly unable to claim his prize after choking to death on a piece of steak just hours before he was scheduled to have a threesome with two high-class hookers.

Sadly, former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich cannot participate in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, because "here," for him, could be a penitentiary. But his reality tv dreams are not yet dead!