For reasons unknown (other than "I heard there was going to be break dancing" and "I got a lot of Christmas presents") Jimmy Kimmel wore a suit made of bubble wrap to Ellen's set today. See what (predictably) unfolds inside.

What better way to rise from the ashes of obscurity, phoenix-like, than with a sex tape. Possibly titles to be sold your nearest porn emporium: Weird Al Yankyerdick, Gal Pal Weird Al, Weird An-Al, and of course, Inside Al.