If you were feeling accomplished today, you might as well just forget about it because look at this kid right here.

Right this very minute, you can navigate to a website and place a bid for a chance to own an authentic old jumprope or dirty pair of sneakers or even a punching bag, punched by the actual fists of Bruce Lee.

While in Toronto to introduce screenings of his classic films (Drunken Master, The Legend of Drunken Master, and Police Story), martial arts legend Jackie Chan stopped by George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight to recount his Best Story Ever.

This weekend racist pundit John Derbyshire lost his column at the National Review for being more direct with his racism than that magazine allows. We reached out to Derbyshire and Taki's Magazine executive editor Mandolyna Theodoracopulos, who is ostensibly responsible for publishing Derb's racist article, for comment. Mandolyna, the daughter of Taki's Magazine namesake and "soi disant anti-semite" Taki Theodoracopulos, responded thusly: