Choire · 08/17/07 02:30PM
"The homily was just delivered. 'She charmed one member of the royal family to whom I introduced her, saying, "I'm 95, sir, and I've never had a facelift." I've also seen her taken up in the embrace of an African-American janitor....' Okay now Rubenstein's or some lady's phone just rang. Oh yeah: When Bloomberg came in, he greeted every cop outside. Bloomberg for President! Now the New York 400 are kneeling and reciting the Lord's Prayer. Crazy Radar reporter won't stand up during hymns! Heathen! Ah, now the Marines are taking out the coffin.... and the coffin is going into the hearse. Bagpipers are playing."