Naomi Campbell Is Not Abusive to the Help and Other Fables Brian Moylan · 03/05/10 11:15AM St. Naomi uses her money to buy her way into heaven. Jon Gosselin has a small wang, The McSteamy's have a baby, Lindsay Lohan is doomed, and Angelina banged Mick Jagger. For Friday's gossip, you're stuck with me.