There was this really thin girl? And she had these thin friends? And she had really expensive shoes? And she was drinking a Diet Coke? And then she saw this hot guy and totally giggled and then was suddenly like "O.M.G.! How am I going to get to the Costello Tagliapietra show on time tonight?" Except she said it like "Tacklia-pierta"? And then everyone was like "WHATEVS, PINKBERRY TIME!"