Beyoncé is so cute when she gets angry: If the art accompanying her new song(s) "Bow Down / I Been On" is any indication, she looks like her prepubescent pageant-girl self Photoshopped onto a picture of her old living room/trophy display area. That's only the first indication the weirdness of the release, which came via Beyoncé's Tumblr yesterday. The song amassed over a million streams on Soundcloud in less than 24 hours, which must be some sort of record.

Here are blessings that Nicki Minaj may or may not be thankful for, as stated on the re-release of the sequel to her first album:

Martha began today's show with a minutes-long brag-fest about how totally awesome her farm is. Show me the investors I have to defraud to get a place like this, and I will take them for every cent.