From the gay mailbag: "Just read your post about MTV and the aside about Parental Control, which I just saw for the first time last night at midnight after luxuriating in back-to-back episodes of The Hills. I guess it's back — and it's truly insane. Last night featured a dyke couple who wanted to find a replacement for their daughter's water-polo-playing boyfriend. It was wild. One half of the couple was ultra-femme with bright red hair (she was a hairstylist), the other was a total truck driver."