Last night, for the first time in 95 years, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series at home in Fenway Park. Fuck the city of Boston, in general.

The Boston Globe reports that the Red Sox almost pulled the plug on their fake tradition of playing the fake-fun musical atrocity "Sweet Caroline" at the ballpark, but the song's sentimental use after the marathon bombing ensured Fenway will be stuck with it forever.

David Ortiz hit 32 home runs to win the Home Run Derby at Angel Stadium.

Could the New York Times default on its loans? If the cash-short newspaper concern does not unload its stake in the Boston Red Sox soon, it could face a fastball from creditors.