Don't get us wrong, it's good to keep it real with your friends, but as far as neighbors go? Thanks, but keep it to yourself. Watch Bonnie Hunt tell us how her neighbor let her know she was gaining weight.

Sarah Silverman is a funny lady with a dark, dark past. Today on Bonnie Hunt she told the story of how her teenhood therapist hanged himself before her Xanax appointment.

The Backstreet Boys were on The Bonnie Hunt Show today to promote their cougar cruise trip. Oh, their new CD. They talk here about projectile vomit and how its some of their first times on a boat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stopped by The Bonnie Hunt Show to tell ghost stories, confusing herself for the character she plays on TV. Maybe the ghosts want JLoHew to bedazzle their ectoplasmic vaginas, or maybe she's batshit insane. Psychotic psychic mysteries!

Kevin Federline discussed his relationships with Britney Spears and his ex-wife, baby momma, and current Celebrity Fit Club contestant, Shar Jackson on The Bonnie Hunt Show. Apparently he still loves both ladies and didn't let the tabloids get him down.

Bonnie Hunt is getting cancelled, so she kills time on her show with a parade of absurd gags that often go wrong. This time, she discusses the health benefits in eating nuts, and features a squirrel frolicking through her audience.

New York Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. turns 58 today. NBA commissioner David Stern is turning 67. Art world fixture and chief curator of the Studio Museum Thelma Golden is 44. Fox Business anchor Neil Cavuto is turning 51. Bonnie Hunt turns 45. Joan Jett is 51. Singer/writer Nick Cave is 52. Opera singer Andrea Bocelli is turning 51. Hall of fame baseball manager Tommy Lasorda is 82. Retired Rangers star Mike Richter turns 43. And Scott Baio is 48 today.

Finally coming out to the world as a David Archuleta fan has made a huge difference in our day to day lives—we just feel lighter and happier, as if we can finally start being the real us, instead of keeping up some ridiculous charade of what society expects a grown man living in Silver Lake to have on his iPod. But never, in our wildest Archie-loving dreams, did it ever occur to us that he might actually...know we exist.Well, apparently he does, as an interview conducted by Kathy Griffin backstage at The Bonnie Hunt Show today revealed that Archuleta read our track-by-track review of his debut CD, or at least glanced at the video of girls reacting to his real-time defeat at the top of the page. (A reader tells us Kathy also name dropped us on the air, so we feel we owe her something in return: "Your rack is banging in that Hello Kitty shirt." There.) According to Arch, he was led to the post by his bestubbled vanquisher, David Cook—suggesting Cook reads Defamer as well. Enh, whatever. That's cool, we guess. [Kathy Griffin's MySpace]

Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. hasn't had the easiest year: the paper's revenues are declining, hedge funds have taken hold of two seats on the Times Co. board, and he moved out of his Central Park West apartment when he split up with his wife of more than 20 years. Hopefully he'll be in a better mood today when Bill Keller wheels in a giant birthday cake to celebrate Sulzberger's 57th birthday. Others celebrating today: Art work fixture (and Studio Museum chief curator) Thelma Golden is 43. NBA commissioner David Stern is 66. Shubert Organization chairman Gerald Schoenfeld is 84. Bonnie Hunt is 44. Italian opera singer Andrea Bocelli is 50. Retired Rangers star Mike Richter is turning 42. And Scott Baio is 47 years old.