Hot air balloons are pretty, right? Well, what if they have a man hanging from the basket suspended by only two hooks placed in his back? Not so cute now, huh?

Researchers attempting to survey men with genital piercings found that those who responded were overwhelmingly Caucasian (89%), heterosexual (82%) and middle-class (56% earn $45,000 yearly). Can you think of another group of mostly white, straight, middle-class men?