Sure, everyone chuckled this week about the Dallas Police Department not having a fucking clue what "molly" is. But were we being too harsh on Dallas whites? Because even in America's greatest metropolis, some whites are just now discovering what blunts are.

The answer to this fiendish question will be supplied, according to the Weekly Standard, by SUNY in Buffalo as part of their $389,357 study 'Malt Liquor and Marijuana: Factors in Their Concurrent Versus Separate Use.'