blind-items

Which Actress Is a Cutter?

Brian Moylan · 02/03/11 10:51AM

She even carved the name of her show into her thigh. This pregnant actress is going to dump her man after awards season and another actress will dump her man if he doesn't get her pregnant. Everyone has priorities.

Which Celebrity Will Appear on Hoarders?

Brian Moylan · 02/02/11 10:40AM

His mansion is apparently packed full of junk. These co-stars were snorting lines at an awards show, this reality star is addicted to pills, this actor is a drunk, and this actress can't stop the laxatives. Everyone's addicted to something!

Which Married Actor Spent the Night with a Beautiful Actress?

Brian Moylan · 02/01/11 10:54AM

If an affair happens at Sundance, it's business! This actor is waiting for the Oscars to dump his wife, this actress is divorcing her drunk husband, and this power-gay was selling access to his famous boyfriend. Relationships are complicated.

Which Athlete Is the Latest to Have a Sex Tape?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/11 10:42AM

Since he didn't take care of his mistress she's taking it public. This actress has herpes, this actor needs Viagra, and this actress loaded up on swag at Sundance. That's how you live large without selling a sex tape.

Which Star Gave a Baby up for Adoption?

Brian Moylan · 01/28/11 10:48AM

Everyone knew about the breakup, but she kept the baby very quiet. This Real Housewife is telling lies and this actress had a drug-fueled threeway with another couple. If that leaked out, how did someone keep having a baby quiet?

Which Rocker Has the World's Smallest Penis?

Brian Moylan · 01/26/11 10:54AM

He may have dated supermodels, but that doesn't mean he's not extra small down there. This actor is extra kinky and likes to expose himself in nightclubs. Let's hope that, unlike the rocker, he's a shower.

Which Pregnant Actress Has a Famous Cheating Husband?

Brian Moylan · 01/25/11 10:58AM

While a bun's in her oven, her husband is cooking with another celeb. This Olympian is carrying drunk girls home, and this star is upset about a comedian's joke. Remember, being famous is no laughing matter!

Which Singer Is Suspected in a Family Member's Death?

Brian Moylan · 01/24/11 10:59AM

The police say the death was natural, but the family has other ideas. This TV star got a judge to keep his cheating secret and this comedian is now a lesbian. Damn, these days gossip has a body count.

Which Actor Shared Another Man with His Famous Girlfriend?

Brian Moylan · 01/21/11 10:56AM

Turns out they both bedded the same guy. This Latin actress only wants to date white dudes, and this male fashion designer carries tampons when making female clothes. Guys will share anything with their girlfriends these days.

Who Was Doing Coke During the Golden Globes Telecast?

Brian Moylan · 01/19/11 10:58AM

He even thought they could edit it out! This actress was seated between her husband and her lover at the Globes, and this actress is obsessed with her flaws. She can't edit them out either.

Which Actress Was Talking Trash at the Golden Globes?

Brian Moylan · 01/18/11 10:55AM

Not only did she insult her ex-husband, but a fellow actress as well. This former child star used to make out with the girl who played his sister. Ricky Gervais would love to make fun of both of these people.

Which Tween Star Had an Abortion?

Brian Moylan · 01/17/11 10:56AM

Then she dumped the guy who knocked her up. This Real Housewife loves coke, this actor likes to film friends bedding porn stars, and this actress doesn't know who knocked her up. Apparently celebs can expect drama when they're expecting.

Which Actor Likes to Frequent Gay Bars?

Brian Moylan · 01/14/11 10:52AM

If a night out in West Hollywood doesn't make someone queer, then what does? This conservative show host is having an affair, and this actor is about to get married so no one knows how much he likes West Hollywood.

Which Rapper Is a Virgin?

Brian Moylan · 01/13/11 10:56AM

He sings about the ladies, but he's never bedded one. This actress needs to lose weight, and another actress thought she got an STD from her famous spouse. See, there are worse things than being a virgin!

Which Oscar Winner Is Secretly Gay?

Brian Moylan · 01/12/11 10:27AM

Well, it's not much of a secret, because everyone seems to know. This actor's so fat he's breaking the furniture, and this opera star is flashing her private parts to the audience. That's a secret no one wants to know.

Which Singer Is the Biggest Pot Smoker in the Music Industry?

Brian Moylan · 01/11/11 10:53AM

He even puffs more weed than chronic chronic smokers like Snoop Dogg. This actor was misbehaving in a gay adult theater and this starlet works with a tutor to seem more intellectual. That's the opposite of smoking too much pot.

Which Actor Was Snorting Whiskey While Filming?

Brian Moylan · 01/10/11 10:40AM

That's what the sober star claimed, at least. This reality starlet is going to get Botox on camera and this actress dumped her famous boyfriend because he left his teeth in her apartment. That story really has bite!

Which Star Slapped Her Co-Star and Keyed Her Car?

Brian Moylan · 01/07/11 10:59AM

That sounds like a public appearance gone really bad. This celeb's mother is an enabler, and these costars are having an affair on set. Guess actors are either making love or war. Nothing's fair.