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Which Director Is Addicted to Finding Tricks on the Internet?

Brian Moylan · 06/24/11 10:01AM

This Hollywood big shot is always finding boys to sleep with on the gay cruising app Grindr. This Real Housewife is a thief. And this actor is sending dirty texts. Getting laid is the No. 1 use of every iPhone in the world.

Which Musician's Gay Lover Writes All His Lyrics?

Brian Moylan · 06/23/11 10:20AM

Everyone thinks this singer has a way with words, but it's his secret gay lover who has the magic pen. This TV star is cheating on his girlfriend. Sounds like the same old song and dance.

Which News Anchor Pays for Sex?

Brian Moylan · 06/22/11 09:58AM

This newsman recently fired a staff member because they saw him trying to hire a hooker. This power gay actually likes to sleep with women. And this daytime talker has pissed off all her co-hosts. Maybe she can pay for their favors?

Which Actress Stole Her Best Friend's Engagement Ring?

Brian Moylan · 06/21/11 10:01AM

This celeb was sleeping with her best friend's boyfriend and got so upset about their engagement, she took the ring! This actor is back to using blow and playing with hookers. We wonder what his best friend is up to.

Which Actor Can't Get It Up?

Brian Moylan · 06/20/11 09:47AM

Not even Viagra will help this actor's serious case of whiskey dick. This actress got pregnant with her best friend's boyfriend's baby. And this actress is trying to convince the press she's dating a man everyone knows is a closet case. The only secrets anyone ever has are in the bedroom.

Which Actress Is Starving Her Children?

Brian Moylan · 06/17/11 09:39AM

This star is such a health nut that she has her kids on a diet and their school is complaining they're too skinny. This reality star knocked up a woman who is not his girlfriend. That's not healthy for anyone.

Which Star Shows Some Strange Behavior in the Locker Room?

Brian Moylan · 06/16/11 10:09AM

This celeb has a weird request when he goes to the gym. This Real Housewife wants to make life hell for new cast members. And this actor's dirty joke ended in a sexual harassment lawsuit. He should leave the locker room humor in the locker room.

Which Rocker Is Sleeping with His Daughter's Friend?

Brian Moylan · 06/15/11 09:57AM

This singer isn't just cheating on his wife, he's getting naughty with one of his daughter's good buddies. Slumber parties must be a blast! This acting couple puts on disguises and donates time to charity. How disgustingly wholesome!

Which Famous Couple Is Headed for a Messy Divorce?

Brian Moylan · 06/14/11 09:55AM

These two married stars are fighting over the kids, money, and sex, and their impending divorce will be contentious. This former actress is now homeless in New York. Only one of these things is a tragedy.

Which Real Housewife Is Getting Prescription Drugs from the Crew?

Brian Moylan · 06/13/11 10:20AM

Not only is this reality TV lady using a crew member's prescription, she's also sleeping with him. This singer refused the invite to be on Oprah's farewell special. And this actress is sleeping with fans for money and drugs. Maybe she should get a reality show.

Which Actress Drinks Blood Every Day?

Brian Moylan · 06/10/11 09:58AM

This Hollywood lady's shaman told her to drink animal blood every day. This TV actor likes to frequent Thai brothels. And this royal couldn't stop staring at Jennifer Aniston's boobs. Looks like the shaman's spell is finally working!

Which Actor Likes His Massages to End Happily?

Brian Moylan · 06/09/11 09:23AM

This leading man's wife thinks he's just getting a massage, but he's really getting the full treatment. This Hollywood star harrassed his daughter's ex until he committed suicide. Gossip legend Michael Musto unleashes a fury of blind gossip. This can't end happily.

Which TV Actor Is Coming Out Soon?

Brian Moylan · 06/08/11 09:47AM

This star of an HBO show is supposedly coming out of the closet any day now. This sitcom star is trying to stay in the closet. And this group of bisexual Hollywood moms has a monthly playdate/orgy. Did a gay bomb go off in Hollywood or something?

Which Celeb Is an Awful Talk Show Guest?

Brian Moylan · 06/07/11 10:15AM

Before this lovely lady goes on talk shows, she needs to get a scolding from her publicist to be "proper." Some celebrities are using body doubles to fool the press about their extra-marital activities. Maybe they'll start sending proxies to appear on The View?

Which Actress Was Doing Coke While Pregnant?

Brian Moylan · 06/06/11 10:05AM

This star's baby has a birth defect, possibly because she did blow while pregnant. This celebrity marriage happened because the female celeb lost a bet. This head of state is secretly gay. And this actor's wife's drug habit is making him miss work. Thankfully she's not with child.

Who Did Blake Lively Send Her Naked Pictures To?

Brian Moylan · 06/03/11 09:59AM

A hacker has been setting the internet on fire with nude pictures of Blake Lively, but which three guys did she send them to in the first place? This actress' kid accidentally brought her pot to school. And this actress is trying to fool her boyfriend into getting her pregnant. Is she sending naked pictures?

Which Older Actress Slept with Two of Her TV Children?

Brian Moylan · 06/02/11 10:05AM

She played a mother on a sitcom and an upcoming book alleges she had a very different relationship with her younger costars than that of "Mom." These two stars have been instructed to stop having an affair. Maybe they both need a spanking from mommy.

Which Famous Lesbian Is Constantly Cheating?

Brian Moylan · 06/01/11 09:58AM

Lesbians aren't usually known for their promiscuity, but this famous lady who loves ladies certainly is. This actor gets hard during love scenes. This TV star loves GHB. And this celeb is always stepping out on his lady. Is no one faithful?

Which Musician Likes to Beat Up Gay Hustlers?

Brian Moylan · 05/31/11 09:49AM

This musical star isn't just hiding the fact he's gay, but also that he likes to get rough with the "hired help." These celebs were divas at Cannes, this actor likes women to beat him in bed, and this right-wing politician has a closeted spouse. It always comes back to gays and rough sex, doesn't it?

Which Celebrity Sibling Rivalry Is Getting Intense?

Brian Moylan · 05/27/11 09:38AM

These two siblings hate each other and now one is threatening to cut off the less successful sib and their parents. This actor is a real animal lover and finds new homes for rescued animals. If only there was so much love in that other family.