The face of Air America host Randi Rhodes has had it rough the last couple of days. It lost some teeth; it bruised its eye. First it was reported that Rhodes had been mugged while walking her dog, perhaps by a right wing conspiracy. Then it came out that she wasn't in fact mugged but had imbibed 14 Bloody Marys instead and that that might have had something to do with how her face made the intimate acquaintance of the sidewalk. And now she clarifies—in such a vague and flippant way that we assume that she blacked out and is struggling to come to terms with her alcoholism, which is, judging from this audio clip from her show, not going very well.

DJ-actor-blogger Aaron Elvis brings the anecdotal evidence about a New York nightlife horrorshow:

According to Daily News gossip columnist Ben Widdicombe, Paris Hilton has a new boytoy—t-shirt designer Tyler Atkins. What's more, in this hardly-seen recent episode of "The Web Show," poor young Tyler recounts his introduction to and victimization by a famous young girl. The famous lass fed him pills and forced him to have sex with her and another pal! How rude.