Old-man-yelling-at-clouds (but only cumulonimbus clouds, because they're black) Donald Sterling is basically out of our lives forever after a racist meltdown forced him to sell the L.A. Clippers, but Clippers star Blake Griffin still has to live with his chilling memories of Sterling's infamous "White Party."

Obscure—that is, bad—satire is duping a lot of people this week. It's supposed to be funny. A lot of it's not. And it's really painful. But this is the internet.

Watch Clippers rookie sensation Blake Griffin hurt the feelings of the entire Knicks team, with one unreal dunk after another. Just to state the obvious, a basketball rim is 10' above the ground. It's easy to forget, with these highlights.