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Franken-Car With Two Front Ends Keeps Spinning and Spinning and Spinning
Andy Cush · 01/20/15 10:07AMWooooo yeah. In Hugh Lofting's classic children's book Dr. Doolittle, there's an imaginary animal called a pushmi-pullyu. Shit yeah. It has two heads, one on either end of its body, and can't move because it's always pulling itself in two directions at once. Hell yeah. This is kind of like that, except instead of a weird goat thing, it's a VW Passat, and instead of standing in place, it's doing the most bitchin' donuts you've ever seen. Awwwww fuck yeah!
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Adam Weinstein · 05/02/14 11:00AMWe Have Seen the Oklahoma Capitol Satanic Monument, and It Is Awesome
Adam Weinstein · 05/01/14 03:50PMUkraine Protesters Have a Goddamn Catapult Now, and it Works Very Well
Adam Weinstein · 01/21/14 11:55AMWhen your government goes medieval on you, it's time to get medieval back.