The Dowager Butterworth, Paula Deen, has allegedly taken an interesting tactic in defending herself against that explosive lawsuit filed by a former employee, accusing her of racism, sexual harassment, and assault: the National Enquirer reports she's just given a deposition in which she admits that "Yes, of course" she throws around racial slurs at work and thinks an elegant idea for a wedding might be to staff it with black men pretending to be slaves. Who doesn't? We're all Americans here, right?

We got a racist lawsuit on our hands, y'all. According to Lisa Jackson, a former employee of Paula Deen Enterprises, fried Crisco drumstick Paula Deen and her brother Bubba exhibited racist and sexist behaviors in the work place.