It's hard to pick a side! Billy the Exterminator is just doing his job and so, one could argue, is the raccoon. These two will never see eye to eye. This is how Odd Couple style sitcoms are born.

Billy the Exterminator describes an outcome of bat infestation that is among the more disgusting things ever uttered. Submitted for the approval of The Midnight Society, I call this story The Tale of the Poo Covered Congregants.