bikes

Slim and Celibate or Stout but Turned Out?

Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/10 02:33PM

Sex vs. dieting! Childhood obesity debates! Bamboo bikes! Genius t-shirts! Swimming while criminal! And an easy way to beat anger, for stupid jerks! It's your Thursday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while ignoring our own!

Hero Crazy Person Will Mess Up Your Bike Lock

Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/10 11:22AM

Fed up with "Yuppies"—and the city officials who "allow them into the neighborhood"—some lunatic is injecting Krazy Glue into random bike locks in fauxhemian Williamsburg, for justice. "No bike is safe." Goodness. [Brooklyn Paper; Pic via]

Why Do Naked People Always Want To Be On Bicycles?

Maureen O'Connor · 06/14/10 05:36PM

The World Naked Bike Ride took place this past weekend to protest overdependence on cars. A good message, but why is bike solidarity always naked? If biking without a helmet is dangerous, shouldn't nude biking be, too?

Meet the 23-Year-Old Who Never Learned to Ride a Bike

Frank Cozzarelli · 03/10/10 06:34PM

In this video he attempts to learn with a little help from dad. Now he just needs to learn how to share and how to tie shoes and he'll be on his way to becoming a fully functioning adult!

Bike Gets Stuck in Ramp, Flips Guy Into Lake

Sergio Hernandez · 02/22/10 02:30PM

Today, a poorly constructed bike ramp revolts by flinging its builder into a lake. This actually could have been really disastrous and painful, but this video almost makes it look like fun!

Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs

Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 10:47AM

Objectively speaking, some 24 year-olds repainting bike lanes on the street ranks in the bottom 10% of New York crime stories on any given day. But since they are HIPSTERS who love to ride bikes battling THE JEWS who hate hipsters and their immodest bike-riding attire, there in Williamsburg, in a sexxxy culture clash, well then. Two bike lane repainters got arrested and now the cultural martyrdom grows deeper:

The Frickin' Awesomest Bike Stunt Video Ever

Hamilton Nolan · 04/23/09 02:28PM

If you only watch one video of a guy doing insane, mind-blowing, beautiful tricks on a bike, in Edinburgh, make it this one. In-fucking-credible.

Miley Cyrus Has Nothing Up Her Sleeves

Douglas Reinhardt · 10/02/08 11:20AM

Click to viewBoomp3.com Embattled Disney tween mega star Miley Cyrus proved to the world that she has nothing up her sleeves nor any intention of pulling a practical joke on nearby civilians. Its been rumored that Hannah Montana has been tormenting the sleepy Toluca Lake community with a wave of ding dong ditches and late night Huffy bicycle races. Yet Cyrus remained steadfast in denial of being involved in any shenanigans. Cyrus said, “That wasn’t me, y’all. I’m just too busy to ding dong ditch somebody unless it was that cranky old Mr. Cruthers. He’s soooo weird. Okay, I ding dong ditched his house, but that was it.” [Photo Credit: INF Daily] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

The Week In Feuds

abalk2 · 07/28/06 12:45PM

Consider the feud: It's the flame that fuels the blogosphere, the stuff that sells the glossy mags, the only reason anyone outside of barely legal dyslexic nymphets has heard of Doug Dechert. After the jump we take a quick look at a few of the feuds that have been happening this week and choose up sides.