bikes
Slim and Celibate or Stout but Turned Out?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/10 02:33PMHero Crazy Person Will Mess Up Your Bike Lock
Hamilton Nolan · 08/10/10 11:22AMCity Bike Programs: Secret UN Plot To Take Over Cities?
Jim Newell · 08/04/10 01:39PMThe Modern Man Uses a Velocipede for His Daily Constitutionals!
Richard Lawson · 07/12/10 01:31PMWhy Do Naked People Always Want To Be On Bicycles?
Maureen O'Connor · 06/14/10 05:36PMJudge Judy Cannot Believe How Much Bikes Cost in Brooklyn
Hamilton Nolan · 05/26/10 12:03PMLittle Girl's Training Wheels Can't Stop Her Awesome Stunts
Elaine Moran · 04/20/10 12:28PMThis little girl may be on a tiny bike, but her moves are huge.
Fixed Gear Bicycles Arrive at Walmart, Are No Longer Cool
Maureen O'Connor · 04/07/10 01:55AMMeet the 23-Year-Old Who Never Learned to Ride a Bike
Frank Cozzarelli · 03/10/10 06:34PMIn this video he attempts to learn with a little help from dad. Now he just needs to learn how to share and how to tie shoes and he'll be on his way to becoming a fully functioning adult!
Bike Gets Stuck in Ramp, Flips Guy Into Lake
Sergio Hernandez · 02/22/10 02:30PMToday, a poorly constructed bike ramp revolts by flinging its builder into a lake. This actually could have been really disastrous and painful, but this video almost makes it look like fun!
Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs
Hamilton Nolan · 12/09/09 10:47AMObjectively speaking, some 24 year-olds repainting bike lanes on the street ranks in the bottom 10% of New York crime stories on any given day. But since they are HIPSTERS who love to ride bikes battling THE JEWS who hate hipsters and their immodest bike-riding attire, there in Williamsburg, in a sexxxy culture clash, well then. Two bike lane repainters got arrested and now the cultural martyrdom grows deeper:
Real Newspaper Discovers How Kids Are Fixing Their Bike Gears These Days
Hamilton Nolan · 09/28/09 02:57PMToby Young Hit by Car
Hamilton Nolan · 05/07/09 09:48AMThe Frickin' Awesomest Bike Stunt Video Ever
Hamilton Nolan · 04/23/09 02:28PMIf you only watch one video of a guy doing insane, mind-blowing, beautiful tricks on a bike, in Edinburgh, make it this one. In-fucking-credible.
Asshole Cop Canned
Hamilton Nolan · 02/20/09 09:26AMMiley Cyrus Has Nothing Up Her Sleeves
Douglas Reinhardt · 10/02/08 11:20AMClick to viewBoomp3.com Embattled Disney tween mega star Miley Cyrus proved to the world that she has nothing up her sleeves nor any intention of pulling a practical joke on nearby civilians. Its been rumored that Hannah Montana has been tormenting the sleepy Toluca Lake community with a wave of ding dong ditches and late night Huffy bicycle races. Yet Cyrus remained steadfast in denial of being involved in any shenanigans. Cyrus said, “That wasn’t me, y’all. I’m just too busy to ding dong ditch somebody unless it was that cranky old Mr. Cruthers. He’s soooo weird. Okay, I ding dong ditched his house, but that was it.” [Photo Credit: INF Daily] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.
The Week In Feuds
abalk2 · 07/28/06 12:45PMConsider the feud: It's the flame that fuels the blogosphere, the stuff that sells the glossy mags, the only reason anyone outside of barely legal dyslexic nymphets has heard of Doug Dechert. After the jump we take a quick look at a few of the feuds that have been happening this week and choose up sides.