Florida Men Capture 765-Pound Alligator With Bare Hands, Name Him Lumpy Dayna Evans · 10/26/14 03:00PM Two men in Jacksonville, Fl. who had been on the lookout for a massive alligator finally took their reward on Thursday when they were able to get their hands on a 765-pound, 13-foot-4-inch "monster" alligator. They promptly named him Lumpy.