As much as we hoped it might happen, we never really anticipated Big Brother 8 breakout anti-Semite/anti-Manhattanite Amber Siyavus would be subjected to a montage of her greatest hate-mongering hits on Tuesday night's finale. Still, we assumed reporters would have jumped on the opportunity to get her to further clarify her theories about the "money-hungry" peoples, easily identifiable by their noses, surnames, and love of the Mets. Only Reality News Online, however, was successful in getting Siyavus to address her Gibsonian sentiments:

• Big Brother 8 Amber After Finale Interview [YouTube via RealityTVCafe.com]

Reporters have been barred by CBS from asking Big Brother 8's Amber about the "controversial" remarks she made about Jews that were captured by the reality show's all-seeing cameras. [Reality Blurred]

After a thorough examination by former BB housemate and best friend Dr. Will Kirby, Boogie is informed that he has contracted a genital wart (see it magnified 1000x at the 4:30 mark!), prompting the crossover reality star to immediately visit Sunset Tan to get the his penis spray-tanned back to a uniform, perfectly bronzed color.

• BB8 Amber is dumber than a 5th grader...or 1st grade [YouTube]

If, after reviewing the footage captured by Big Brother 8's exclusive Intolerance Cam, you still find yourself unclear about the specific prejudices of the show's houseguests, we recommend that you study the Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot. blog's illuminating, meticulously constructed "Better Know a Big Brother 8 Bias" chart. If we were the betting kind, we'd put our money on Tommy Lee doppleganger Dick to win it all; his position at the center of the chart seems to indicate that he's the best equipped to form a staggering variety of alliances based on ignorance about virtually any race, gender, or creed.