Joe Biden at a frozen custard store: What could go wrong? Somehow, Biden kept his fingers out of the big vat of custard, but he ended up calling the manager a "smartass" after he told him to lower taxes. Another instance of the Obama administration's anti-custard rhetoric? No. They were just joking.

Joe Biden's health reform-related hot mic gaffe—"This is a big fucking deal"—appears to have inspired a t-shirt for sale on BarackObama.com. Unless the undisclosed abbreviation stands for something else entirely, of course. Like Biden's Flying Dinosaur.