Will Ferrell to play Russ Meyer in upcoming biopic about the making of Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? It's just a rumor at this point, but wow, what a rumor. If this doesn't pan out, Will Ferrell should definitely consider taking it upon himself to play Russ Meyer at some point.

That classic film, whose recent DVD release sent shockwaves of ecstasy through the blogaysphere, and whose writer Roger Ebert described it to Time as "a camp sexploitation horror musical that ends in a quadruple murder and a triple wedding," should obvs, obvs never be remade. Because it's perfect! But just in case! Here are our casting suggestions. Isn't "socialite" Olivia Palermo a dead ringer for (spoiler alert) doomed, lezzish ingenue Casey Anderson? It's eerie! Come with the gentle people to the rest of our suggestions after the jump. In the long run, you'll be glad you did.