To illustrate its coverage on fired New Mexico sex cop Bert Lopez, the UK's Daily Mail uses a picture of a different—and deceased—Burt Lopez. How embarrassing! (Still not as embarrassing as being caught by surveillance cameras sexing ladies while still wearing your police uniform, though.)

The New Mexico State Police officer caught sexing a lady lying on a car has been fired—even though he did nothing illegal. Bert Lopez—a past "officer of the year"—has 30 days to appeal his dismissal.