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Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in Boston for Being on 'New Kids' Turf
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/24/13 12:29PMTexas Eatery Mocks Threat From In-N-Out with 'Cease and Desist Burger'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/21/13 04:11PMAnchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/04/13 11:47AMCobain Daughter Slams Kardashian Sister for Tweeting About Tough Life
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/24/13 04:40PMWayne Brady Vows to Beat Up Bill Maher for Saying He Lacks Blackness
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/14/13 10:26AMRobin Williams Shades Kim Kardashian, Compares Her to Mrs. Doubtfire
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/08/13 11:17AMExciting Day for Meat: All The Meats Are Getting New Names
Caity Weaver · 04/04/13 06:32PMLegendary Britpop Beef Squashed as Blur and Oasis Members Share the Stage
Rich Juzwiak · 03/25/13 08:25AMThe musical equivalent of the Hatfields and McCoys burying the hatchet (or Itchy and Scratchy burying the butcher knife) occurred Saturday night when Oasis' Noel Gallagher joined Blur's Damon Albarn and Graham Coxon onstage at London's Royal Albert Hall for the Teenage Cancer Trust benefit show. Rock legend Paul Weller (of the Jam, among things) and poet Michael Horovitz also shared the stage. They played Blur's 1999 single "Tender," one of the happiest sad songs ever written.
'You Are Such a Demon, Wendy": Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's Original Aunt Viv Writes Hilariously Insane Letter to Wendy Williams
Rich Juzwiak · 03/21/13 06:50PMTatyana Ali appeared on The Wendy Williams Show this week, and the talk-show host asked the actress about her early days on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. During the course of their discussion Williams brought up one of pop culture's great mysteries: Why Janet Hubert (pictured above, about to consume Camilla Parker Bowles' face) was replaced by Daphne Maxwell Reid as Vivian Banks after the show's third season. Ali rambled for about a minute, ending on, "I don't see why there would be tension or what the issue would be in a case like that." Great, thanks Tatyana. Back in Ed McMahon's vault of souls you go. That explanation was worth, like, one and one quarter stars.
Selena Gomez Is Going to Need a Few Extra Bodyguards After This Serious Justin Bieber Burn on Last Night's Letterman
Neetzan Zimmerman · 03/19/13 10:52AMJustin Timberlake Returns Kanye West’s Glove Slap in the Weeniest Music Beef Ever
Rich Juzwiak · 03/11/13 11:35AMWhile performing the musical equivalent of twinkletoes, "Suit & Tie," on Saturday Night Live this weekend, Justin Timberlake altered one of its lines in an apparent jab at Kanye West. "My hit's so slick got rappers acting dramatic," sang Timberlake instead of the usual, "Shit so sick got a hit and picked up a habit." Oooh, burn. Calling Kanye West dramatic is like calling him a rapper or an oxygen breather.
Justin Bieber Wore an Ugly Spiked Hat Yesterday and Damon Lindelof Spent Several Hours Calling Him On It
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/28/13 09:52AMStyle Thief M.I.A. Claims the Grammys Stole Her Style
Rich Juzwiak · 02/20/13 03:20PMKelly Clarkson Refuses To Be 'Bullied' By Clive Davis' Dusty Recollections
Rich Juzwiak · 02/19/13 05:35PMMusic mogul Clive Davis came out in his memoir, The Soundtrack of My Life, but it is one of his protégés who's expressing "It Gets Better" sentiment — to herself. First season American Idol winner and occasional shit-talker Kelly Clarkson has hit back at some claims in Davis' book on her blog. Her missive, of course, begins "Hey y'all." Clarkson continues:
Rich Juzwiak · 02/12/13 02:40PM
Tainted Beef Scandal Grows as British Lasagna Meals Recalled for Containing Up to 100 Percent Horse Meat
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/08/13 02:50PM'Artist and Modern Person' Frank Ocean Won't Press Charges Against Chris Brown
Rich Juzwiak · 02/05/13 10:20AMAmerican Idol Cheated Us Out of Watching the Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj Argument That We'd Already Seen
Rich Juzwiak · 01/24/13 04:45PMLast night's American Idol should have included footage of the infamous Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj feud, which TMZ broke the news on in October, getting us (well, me, at least) all excited in the process. Instead of hearing Mariah call Nicki a "bitch" in earnest and Nicki yelp, "Off with your head, off with your head," in HD, we got what led up to the ranting and exasperation: a disagreement about pigeonholing a singer who'd auditioned as "country." Nicki ended up storming off, and during the next round of auditions, both parties seemed to be walking on eggshells around each other.
'I Know What It's Like To Have To Sing Through Tears': The Wonderful Weirdness of Mariah Carey from Last Night's American Idol
Rich Juzwiak · 01/18/13 04:30PMOn last night's American Idol, Mariah Carey's irrepressible eccentricity once again took a starring role. She asked a guy with a stutter (in a segment that played my emotions like a harp), "Tell me about the way you speak — is that someone thing you're working on, or...?" She told a young woman, "I know what it's like to sing through tears." She reported that Mariah is "the 62nd most popular name," and you know she takes all credit for that. She said, "Cool beans...salad."