Two Florida women—childhood friends, recently reunited—were arrested Wednesday for attempting to shoplift swimsuits. One of them, the Ocala Star-Banner reports, was eating beef jerky. The women told cops they were attempting to cross an item off their bucket list. (Presumably stealing, or maybe just "getting swimsuits for free somehow," or maybe eating beef jerky in Walmart in which case the shoplifting was really not warranted.)

Do you just love Market Pantry's Beef Sticks (Original flavor)? Put them down, now. The company is recalling 3,000 pounds in Wisconsin after people found pieces of glass in them. Damn. Eating glass sounds, um, really painful. [ABC7]