Pamela Geller, the bored white lady who dedicated her time to haranguing against the "Ground Zero Mosque," is now calling on her fellow oafs to protest the mosque during the upcoming City Council hearings on the proposed NYC Wal-Mart. What?

Bedbugs are creatures with a strong sense of social justice. They tend to attack deserving targets, like Fox News and massive ad agencies (and you?). The latest righteous bedbug victim: Goldman Sachs, baby.

Unmarried conservative scold Laura Ingraham attended a party at George Will's house last night, and Joe Biden was there. Instead of stabbing him with an oyster fork, she took a photo and posted it to Facebook. Her fans are disappointed.

Bill O'Reilly does a segment at the end of every show, where he picks out who he thinks is a "Pinhead" and who is a "Patriot." It's as funny as it seems. But tonight, O'Reilly heaped praise upon the Glambert!