Another day, another maid who claims that Naomi Campbell beat her and accused her of stealing her jeans. While this beating sadly didn't involve a jewel-encrusted cell phone, it did have an added element of bigotry, which is almost as much fun: the "hot-tempered supermodel" allegedly shouted "You are not in the Third World anymore, stupid!" at the maid, a Romanian immigrant. Luckily for Naomi, who appears in Manhattan Criminal Court today on the previous charge, her lawyer David Breitbart has a totally airtight and genius defense strategy: