Last spring, horses everywhere neighed a sigh of relief when production was cancelled on HBO's horse-racing drama Luck, after three gambling-addicted horses died on set.

Fox News Anchor Greta Van Susteren started a poll on her blog asking if she was dumber than a guy who sent her hate mail. She "won." "havw [sic] some fun!" she wrote today, "the poll was a joke!"

In a column slugged "Downtown," the City section of the Times proves itself six years behind Sunday Styles. Metro reporter C. J. Chivers Hughes [Ed. Note: Josh = STILL HIGH] discovers that, Gee, some downtown bars/clubs have taxidermy in them! Hey C.J., Pilar Guzman totally hurt us with this six years ago. Whatever, if I was getting paid 20 cents a word I'd be phoning it in too. [Ed. Note: "If????"]