Last week, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and girlfriend Priscilla Chan adopted a dog named Beast. He already has 65,300 Facebook fans and a photo of himself posing with a visiting dignitary.

Meet the newest member of the Facebook family: "Beast," a Hungarian sheepdog recently adopted by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. And, true to form, Zuckerberg has already grossly violated the poor dog's privacy by creating a Facebook page for him, complete with photographs and a bio. Did Beast even consent to this? Who filled in Beast's personal information?

There's actually going to be one, guys. And that's what the live-action Broadway show used. Roller skates. (Well, Heelys.) Also today: good news for a 90210 alum, more X-Men casting news, and Valerie Bertinelli will be employed for another year.

Recently we told you about a new book that claims Jackie Kennedy and brother-in-law Robert were engaged in a long-hidden affair. But just wait! There is an utter smackdown of the book and the man who wrote it.

Levi Johnston, noted Palin daughter-nailer, has hired Tank Jones, "a size-58 suit-wearing black man," to manage his career and be his bodyguard. He's also developed an alter ego to help him destroy his Wasilla-ness and fully embrace douchedom—"Ricky Hollywood."