[Crazed retired actor Joaquin Phoenix at LAX; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Actress Kirsten Dunst has lunch with friends in the East Village; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Taylor Momsen, "Gossip Girl" actress and chairwoman of the Lemoncake Stupid Society, leaving work; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Lonely and miserable actress Jennifer Aniston with Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Lady Business"; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Lauren Conrad in Los Angeles; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Vogue editrix Anna Wintour at Paris Fashion Week; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Plain Jane 30 Rock actress Katrina Bowden at LAX; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Former actress Mischa Baron in Paris; image via Bauer-Griffin]

["Hills" star Lauren Conrad, with her boyfriend Grover; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Bronx Mowgli's father Pete Wentz in California; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[That's cone-breasted popstress Madonna leaving the Waverly Inn in New York City (not actually an inn like in a Hampton sense. It's a restaurant) last night; image via Bauer-Griffin]

After yesterday's fleshy collection of Steve Martin/Martin Short beach photos, we were feeling charitable toward seaside man-duos (we are not going to say "bromance"...we're just not.) Then, Ryan Seacrest came along.

[Actor Matthew Broderick out with a bird-flipping friend (wow, it's writer/director Kenneth Lonergan! He looks, um, different!) in New York today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Kate Moss. Model. Is she pregnant? Nobody knows. Not even Bauer-Griffin, where this picture is from.]

[Lindsay Lohan, a Miami beach bathing beauty, with child! A Pieta for our modern age; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Ol' Gingerpants Prince Harry on the island of Mauritius with 'is dumb annyoing stupidhead girlfriend yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Crazy supermodel Naomi Campbell vacationing in the Maldives with a bunch of dudes; image via Bauer-Griffin]

Perhaps looking to shore up her gay bona fides after the "No, I voted Yes on 8" debacle, Courtney Love has broken her vow of blogging silence to report a Kardashian-fueled gay bashing.

[Singer Amy Winehouse on holiday in Saint Lucia; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Actor Tom Cruise at the premiere of his new movie yesterday; image via Bauer-Griffin]