And we have a winner. Ya know, if we knew you people would do this kind of thing for us, we never would have looked for another job in the first place.

So this is how Manhattan ends: As New Jersey. Jon Bon Jovi, the rocker polymath and heartthrob to millions of by-now unhappily married women, is moving with his family into a loft atop the old New Museum building at 183 158 Mercer, according to the NYP. The 7-room, $26 million "trophy penthouse" is, per the Prudential Elliman propaganda, "the most significant Downtown property of all, located on the best street." But we all know why Jon Bon Jovi really chose this apartment. On top of 6 bedrooms and 6 bathrooms, there are two additional powder rooms.