As the story placement here shows, Matt Drudge clearly cannot stand Barbra Streisand. Well, you don't get any more hetero than that.

• "You can't out-slut a pussy full of Pam." Our Grandma used to say that all the time. [Jossip]
• Church of Scientology to buy Neverland? Well, it might be nice to see that place a little more normal. [Cityrag]
• Toby Young says Graydon Carter will be the next head of Paramount. Yep. [Defamer]
• Online sports coverage may be unreliable. Everything else online is completely, 100 percent aboveboard. [ Gelflog]
• Streisand to tour again. This is where the joke playing on the words "happy" and "gay" goes. [USAT]
• When Lee Kazimir learns that what Herzog really said was the German equivalent of, "Take a long walk off a short pier," he's gonna be pissed. [AP]
• Viewed from close up, Katherine Harris doesn't look at all scary or drag queenish. [Wonkette]
• And all along we thought that Andrew Sarris was boring the hell out of us with original prose. [The Reeler]
• Bloggers to wed. Is it just us or does the thought of bloggers having sex with each other make you want to take, oh, about a thousand showers? [Media Mob/NYO]
• Consumerist readers name Halliburton as the worst company in America. Next month, they'll name the color of the sky as blue. [Consumerist]
• The Bonsai Potato. Give us a break; it's Friday. We want to get out of here. [The Bonsai Potato]

• Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have hit a "rough patch," reportedly because Watts finds her man a bit too controlling. To be fair, bitch better call him if she's not going to be home in time to make dinner. [R&M]
• Like manna from heaven, Barbra Streisand gives us a second farewell tour (the first was in 2000, and we've been saying goodbye every day since). The butter-voiced political genius will be paid $2 million her show; Gays and Jews everywhere start saving for the best tickets, which will go for $1500 apiece. [Page Six]
• To promote her forthcoming flick Friends With Money, Jennifer Aniston opts to sit down with the Today show instead of Diane Sawyer and Good Morning America. The reason? In a report on Brad Pitt's work in Africa, Diane Sawyer failed to call the actor a skank ho. [Lowdown (2nd to last)]
• Anti-Scientologists fight Tom Cruise, one back-page alt-weekly advertisement at a time. [Scoop]