No elegant waterfowl or low-center-of-gravity-having corgi is safe from being cooked alive and eaten in the shadow of Windor Castle. Earlier this week, the charred remains of a swan were left on a riverbank near the Queen’s residence. Wendy Hermon, a representative for Swan Lifeline, a charity devoted to rehabilitating sick and injured swans around the Thames, told the Telegraph the bird had “definitely been barbecued” which sounds delicious, though she seemed upset about it.