Our president has some anger management problems! This is a short clip from The Tonight Show that takes advantage of some good editing. Slapstick, still effective!

Don't worry, millionaires! Thanks to our broken government, you will likely get those insane and irresponsible tax cuts extended.

Barack Obama got so sick of everyone bitching about him that he issued his first presidential pardons today, to nine world-famous murderers who'll eat the guts of every web commenter who types "GROW A PAIR, OBAMA" from now on. Seriously.

Barack Obama decided to head to Afghanistan for a pre-Christmas visit to the troops and to meet with Afghan President Hamid Karzai. But due to bad weather and "technical difficulties," the meeting was downgraded to a lousy phone call.

Apparently Barack Obama flew to Afghanistan last night, to say "hi" to the troops! Beats staying in Washington.

"I'm an old fat guy now, but I'd kick his ass," said Barkley, a personal friend of Obama's, in response to whether or not he'd win in a game of one-on-one. Apparently, Barack Obama has a tendency to play one-handed.

Unionized government employees are a major part of the Democratic base. Organizing for America is Barack Obama's outreach organization to the base. So why is OFA asking the base to write letters supporting its newly frozen salaries? Unusual politics, that.

In 1998, White House senior adviser David Axelrod co-founded a charity aimed at curing epilepsy, which his daughter suffers from. It raised $800,000 last year from corporate and private donors. The White House won't say who they are.

Barack Obama has negotiated away one of his better bargaining chips — a two-year freeze on all civilian federal salaries — in exchange for... well, nothing. This will save $60 billion over the next decade, while Barack Obama remains despised.

President Obama, still reeling from his busted lip and 12 stitches from a basketball game on Friday, made a return to the White House court today. But his competition was a little easier — he took on Malia and Sasha.

Barack Obama got his lip busted in a basketball game yesterday, and now he needs 12 stitches. Video has surfaced: Watch Obama trudge dejectedly back to his Secret Service SUV, and dab at his wound in the White House.

President Obama apparently took an elbow to the face during his basketball game today and was left needing 12 stitches for his lip. Can't wait for this to be used as a clunky metaphor in Op-Ed pages across the country!

[Barack Obama lets "Apple" off the hook at this morning's White House turkey pardon, a silly annual photo-op that every investigative reporter in Washington D.C. covers thoroughly. George W. Bush was so much better at these. Image via AP.]

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[A live turkey stands on a wax Barack Obama's desk at Madame Tussauds in London today ahead of the annual pardoning on Thanksgiving. Image via AP]

First-year featured SNL cast member Jay Pharoah is best known for his impressions, if that hasn't been obvious to viewers already. Upon his arrival, many debated whether he would take the Obama impersonation mantle from Fred Armisen. Watch! Should he?

Take note, 2012 Republican presidential candidates: Alleged pundit Meghan McCain is available as a "strategist" for the election cycle; one of you'd better snatch her up post-haste! She will help you "kick Obama's ass," as she did in 2008.

[Obama chats with British Prime Minister David Cameron at a meeting of NATO leaders in Lisbon, Portugal. Image via Getty.]

Meet Ilham Anas. He looks so much like Barack Obama, he's become a TV star in his native Indonesia and fears assassination. Time interviewed him and showed Ilham in his natural state: smoking cigarettes and using a Muslim prayer rug.

Democratic swamp-rat strategist James Carville told reporters today that "If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two." Will Obama mock him, like the last time Carville said something along these lines?