An overexcited Perez Hilton fan released a banshee-like shriek that could reportedly be heard all the way in Pacoima after his first major celebrity sighting, Lindsay Lohan. The time that he saw Danny Masterson outside of a Johnny Rocket's didn't count. The man quickly called his friend and asked him if he could e-mail Perez the news of his latest sighting; much to his dismay, the man had very little dish to dish on Lohan other than the fact she wasn't her tights and was with Samantha Ronson. The man quietly realized that it wasn't much of a celebrity sighting after all.